In keeping with the season, I wish to inform women of something. (I do not know nor, I confess, care if men know this ( Read more... )

If you are reading LJ posts during National Fellatio Week you are not observing it correctly.

National Fellatio Week was established in 2003, coinciding with my observation that I had not gotten what I wanted for my birthday for the 43rd time.

I decided to keep it simple.

Just So You Know.

Only five days left until the start of National Fellatio Week! Shop now!

(And remember, chocolate has been medically established as helpful to people who have difficulty swallowing!)

Chocolate has been shown to assist people with difficulty in swallowing.

I do not have any medical explanation for how it is sometimes able to work when administered before the trouble even occurs.

It's obvious why so many of the tenured hacks of the degree factories are so vehement in their opposition to any reference to divine beings: their first Commandment is Thou Shalt Have No God But Marx ( Read more... )

Certainly Adam was made first.

God had just finished creating the world, and had a few beers, and it just seemed like a really great idea...

...and in the morning, sober, God said, "Okay, I can fix this."

Spelling and grammar checkers are designed by Hanoverian fifth columnists.

It occurs to me that none of the weird stuff I have posted under the tag of What? matches the weirdness of the plain and simple fact that the young Joseph Keaton was given the nickname "Buster" by Houdini.

A friend in the UK is apparently undergoing an election and, while I'm sure we all wish him a speedy recovery, the question arose of who should be allowed to participate in televised campaign debates ( Read more... )